Open Letter to God:
Dear God,
My ass hurts. If you would please be so kind to stop kicking it. Thank you.
Love,
Your Son Pantaleon
blotting paper \Blot"ting pa`per\ (p[=a]`p[~e]r). A kind of thick, bibulous, unsized paper, used to absorb superfluous ink from freshly written manuscript, and thus prevent blots. (Yup, sounds about right)
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